I'M HERE!

HOG TIED

2008-12-02T15:38:55Z

Now that my tubes are tied, I'm ready for anything. Not much I haven't done, but I have a new fire inside. Like a 15 year old girl who just found her clit. Too graphic? Grow up. My kids will be asking questions far sooner than I ever did. Tis the world we live in. No doubt.

I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN

2008-10-29T18:37:26Z

When the boss breaks out the alcohol at a company function.....at 3 in the afternoon, I know I shouldn't complain. There are a lot of bosses who would never, ever do that. So I am happy today - and maybe a little hung over. BUT, I am not complaining.

barkersk @ 2008-10-23T13:27:00

2008-10-23T18:41:15Z

1. Do you like blue cheese? YES

2. Have you ever tried heroine? I TRIED TO BE ONE, BUT I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN TIGHTS

3. Do you own a gun? HELL YES

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? BACKWASH

5. Favorite Christmas Song? CHRISTMAS DEPRESSES ME

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? LOVE JUICE

7. Can you do pushups? WHEN NEEDED

8. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? MY WEDDING RING - UPGRADE BABY!

9. Favorite hobby? FUCKING - EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

10. Do you work with people who idolize you? OF COURSE

11. Do you have A.D.D.? I DO OWN A CALCULATOR

12. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? MY LARGE BRAIN

13. Middle name: DANGER

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. FUCKING - EATING - A NAP (IN THAT ORDER)

15. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. SHAMPOO, LOTION & A HOBO'S SOUL FOR $3

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. WITH THIS ASS? I DON'T BUY DRINKS

17. Current worry right now? HOW MUCH LONGER THIS WILL TAKE

18. Current hate right now: MY INNER CHILD

19. Favorite place to be? BETWEEN THE SHEETS

20. How did you bring in the New Year? SLEEPING

21. Where would you like to go on vacation? JUST GOT BACK

22. Name three people who will complete this. YOU, YOU & YOU

23. Who's survey do you want to read the most? YOURS, OF COURSE

24. What color shirt are you wearing? BLACK & CREAM

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? NEVER TRIED IT

26. Can you whistle? ANYTHING YOU WANT

27. Favorite color(s)? BLACK

28. Would you be a pirate? YES - I LOVE BOOTY

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I DON'T

30. Favorite girl's name? JAMISON & ASHLIN

31. Favorite boy's name? PRESTON

32. What's in your pocket right now? LOVE

33. Last thing that made you laugh? MYSELF

34. Best bed sheets as a child? DRY ONES

35. Worst injury you've ever had? BIKE BRAKE HANDLE THOUGH MY NECK

36. Do you love where you live? NO

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3

38. Who is your loudest friend? I DON'T HAVE 'LOUD' FRIENDS

39. How many dogs do you have? NONE

40. Does someone have a crush on you? YES

41. What is your favorite book? THE ONE I WROTE

42. What is your favorite candy? POTATO CHIPS

43. What is your favorite sports team? AEROS

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? BABY GOT BACK

45. What were you doing 12 AM last night? FEEDING THE BABY

46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? GIVING MY HUSBAND AN UPSIDE DOWN BLOW JOB

I'M BACK

2008-08-22T13:26:12Z

It's been awhile. It's finally over and a new era has begun. I would like to say they are growing too fast....I would like to. Truth is, they don't grow fast enough. Jamison is a terrible 2 and Ashlin is a great baby.....but a baby all the same. Do I depress you? Good. LOL.

barkersk @ 2008-02-25T08:21:00

2008-02-25T14:21:50Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

STILL PREGNANT

2008-01-09T16:07:24Z

Just thought I'd let you know how my depression was coming along.........

FIRST TIME

2007-11-19T19:42:19Z

1. Fell in love - 14
2. Got a myspace account - 22
3. Got drunk - Hooo... 21
4. Smoked weed - NEVER
5. Got french kissed - 12
6. Went to the hospital for surgery - GAVE BIRTH COUNT?
7. Got your heart broken badly - 16
8. Lost a pet - 12
9. Got arrested - 17
10. Smoked a cigarette - NEVER
11. Broken a bone - NEVER
12. Went to a concert - 18
13. Got your own cell phone - 20
14. Got a speeding ticket - 22
15. Ran away - 6
16. Snuck out of the house - 16
17. Pierced other than your ears - NEVER.
18. Got a tattoo - 19
19. Bought porn - 24
20. Totaled a car - NEVER.
21. Moved out of your parents' house - 17.
22. How old are you now? - 24
23. Had a kid? 22
24. Had sex? 16

FEELING LIKE CRAP

2007-10-29T03:49:26Z

I think I am ready to move on.....or maybe just up. I am way too backed up at work and my help seems to be nil. Even though I was promised it when I signed on to this position. I think the world of promotional products is calling my name. There seems to be promise in that. We'll see where the wind takes me.

MY LITTLE PLACE TO CALL HOME

2007-10-23T18:37:28Z

Yes - I am new here. I have a MySpace page, but every one and their momma is a friend on there. This place seems a little more quiet. Music does blare when I visit a friends page. There are no scrolling picture albums with quarky captions below. I think I might like it here. Not eve my husband will know. He likes to "check up" on me, although I give him no reason to have to. One of the closet jealous types. I will keep this my little secret.....